Chumps pay $25 for parking. Cheapskates take public transportation, which provides valuable life lessons for the children:

“Daddy, why is that man talking to himself, picking at his sores and not wearing any pants?”
“Because he roots for the Cubs, son.”

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The elevated Brown line running over Franklin in River North, Chicago.

I’ve spent most of my life, all of my adult life, near Lake Michigan. I miss it.